Should have stayed in bed this morning :/

So I woke up this morning at my normal time and go to get in the shower and I hear Brynn on the monitor, I then think to myself "what in the world is she doing up already"...so I put my clothes back on go downstairs, get her some cheerios and a sippy cup and bring her upstairs with me. I close the bathroom door so she cant get out, and I get in the shower (not even sure you can classify what I took a shower, I literally put soap in my hair, washed my body and got out, because Miss Brynn was trying to eat toliet paper the whole time...ahhh...really toliet paper?). Once I get out of the shower, I am trying to get ready and she is crying, she wants me to pick her up, so I do, but now I cant get ready, so I literally have to sit on the floor with her in my lap while I blow dry my hair. At this point I decided I am going to have to go to work like this (no make up, hair a mess) because if I waste anymore time, I am then going to be LATE for work. So I grabbed Brynn, go downstairs, put her down (she doesnt make one peep the ENTIRE TIME downstairs before we leave) I open up Cole's bedroom door and say "good morning buddy, get up we need to get dressed" I hear "im tummin mom" a little to close for him to be in his bed, so I open the door a little wider and see that he is actually standing by the door, covered head to toe in POOP, and in case you didnt hear the first time, I will say it again, covered head to toe in POOP. He literally took of his diaper, and pooped on the floor! ahhhhh!!! He looks at me and says "I poop mom", I am thinking to myself "ya no kidding" lol REALLY, so to the tub we go! The day has to get better right?!?!